100,000 years ago, a
caveman was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell
into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and
thawed out. He then went to law school and became...
Unfrozen
Caveman Lawyer
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman."
"I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists."
"Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic makes me want to get out of my BMW and run off to the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine I wonder, Did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts."
"But there is one thing I do know. When a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages and two million in punitive damages."
"Thank you."
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